whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

THINK OF ALL THE DICKS HE CAN HAVE IN HIS MOUTH

(Source: hugepoppa)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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officialfrenchtoast:

cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

"on orders over $100"

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(Source: overwit)

Let me give you some advice, bastard.

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

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